About

Michael is a Manila-based communications professional who doesn’t quite know what to do with his life (yet). In his free time, he spins his records, plays with his dog, Sumi, and stares endlessly into the void of his phone. Known to randomly burst into song (he imagines his life as one big Broadway musical), he thinks Jollibee is the greatest Filipino contribution to mankind (banana ketchup a close second). He also likes parenthetical phrases, Oxford commas, and talking about himself in the third person.

Schmuckumentary is where he documents his very important thoughts about very unimportant things. It’s slice-of-life and just enough self-awareness to admit: yes, he is the schmuck. 

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